30 lines
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Bash
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30 lines
865 B
Bash
Executable file
#!/usr/bin/bash
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# What should the initial commit be for a repo?
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#
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# Idea came after reading this blog post: https://blog.no-panic.at/2014/10/20/funny-initial-git-commit-messages/
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commits=(
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"This is where it all begins..."
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"Commit committed"
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"Version control is awful"
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"COMMIT ALL THE FILES!"
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"The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
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"Lock S-foils in attack position"
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"This commit is a lie"
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"I'll explain when you're older!"
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"Here be Dragons"
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"Reinventing the wheel. Again."
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"This is not the commit message you are looking for"
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"Batman! (this commit has no parents)"
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"In the beginning, the code was without form and was void()…"
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)
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# Seed random generator
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RANDOM=$$$(date +%s)
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# Get random expression...
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selectedexpression=${commits[$RANDOM % ${#commits[@]} ]}
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# Write to Shell
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git commit --allow-empty -m "$selectedexpression"
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