export LANG="en_GB.UTF-8" export TERMINAL=/usr/bin/konsole export TERM=xterm-256color export PATH=~/.bin:$PATH:/opt/lampp/bin:. export EDITOR='vim' export CDPATH=.:~:~/Sites #Ruby things GEM_HOME=$(ls -t -U | ruby -e 'puts Gem.user_dir') GEM_PATH=$GEM_HOME export PATH=$PATH:$GEM_HOME/bin export GEM_HOME=$(ruby -e 'print Gem.user_dir') echo -e "Please don't sabotage my computer while I'm away \n\nTo turn on the print server, run the command 'cups'\n\nTo update 3d party plugins, run command 'u3p'" | /usr/bin/cowsay -f tux -W 80